Beer enemas

[kc7jty]

I first caught a glimpse of this on a beer site a month or so back but paid it no mind. Well yesterday I rode along with a friend who took his son back to a college campus about 90 miles away. We got onto beer and I then heard about the college kids taking it up the *** to get the buzz without any breath detection.
Considering the quality of beer available in most of the country it seems like a logical way to take it.
Come clean...anyone else hear of this?

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

[KG4CGC]

I just mainline corn whiskey through an IV bag. Good times.

[kc7jty]

Hey...don't laugh. I also heard of tampons soaked in vodka being used by both sexes. I thought the world I grew up in was screwed up.

[kd8dey]

Never heard of a Beer enema.
Heard of giving a gal a wine enema.
Supposed to make em drunk 10x faster and their A$$###e taste like grapes

[kc7jty]

MERCY!

[KG4CGC]

When you aim low you need not worry about expectations.

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

Yes, alcohol up the old poop chute is somewhat common for westerners in Islamic countries.
And, yes, a tampon soaked in everclear,,,,.
Beer is NOT the way to go, a very high risk of a yeast infection.
But, if you are an alcoholic you will do just about anything.
DMSO and alcohol, absorbed into the skin, also popular.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyl_sulfoxide

[kq9j]

It's also a good way to kill yourself. I suppose a beer or two would be OK (if you were so inclined to do this) but somebody will inevitably squirt a fifth of bourbon up their butt and then DIE of ethanol poisoning. Yes, it gets absorbed quite well.

Another consequence of stupid "underage drinking" laws that do nothing but enrich state coffers while making our kids go to dangerous lengths to circumvent said laws.

[bob@localhost ~]$ killall -v rant
Killed rant(9148) with signal 15
[bob@localhost ~]$

Reminds me of the farmer who went to the doctor for constipation. The farmer went back to the doctor the next week and the doctor asked him how the suppositories worked.

The farmer said "You mean them PILLS? Heck, for all the good they did me I might as well have stuck them up my @$$ :)

[kq9j]

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

Might be fun to be the "designated hoser" though :)

[W9PDS]

If this forum is supposed to be about food...

I just lost my appetite.