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  1. 08-19-2023, 12:04 AM #1
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    It’s Real

    It’s been a joke in TV shows. It’s featured in a Southwest Airlines ‘Wanna gotta way?’ ad. It can’t possibly happen fir real, right?

    It happened.

    The Boss now works part-time for the Pirates at PNC Park. Tonight was a Guns’n’Roses concert. I went to pick her up afterwards.

    I pull up to the corner of General Robinson and Mazeroski Way. Put on my 4 ways as a precaution. And as she’s walking up, some guy cuts in front of her and tries to open the passenger door. “Hey! You’re MY Uber! Open Up!”

    (Yeah, he sounded like he had a few too many)

    The Boss tells him “Sorry, that’s my ride.”
    ”No! That’s MY Uber!”
    ”No, that’s my husband.”

    His Uber pulled right as we left, incidentally. Hope the driver got a good tip.
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

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  2. 08-19-2023, 12:06 AM #2
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    I mean, who the hell just walks up to a random car and tries to get in? How drunk do you have to be, to be THAT clueless?
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 300!!!!!

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  3. 08-19-2023, 02:14 AM #3
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    Just about 'that' drunk, apparently. Lucky that's all that happened considering current events in particular and drunks in general.

    Congratulations?

    Like that post was...
    Moving on, my posts are not helpful
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  4. 08-19-2023, 10:41 AM #4
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    "Hey Doc! It hurts when I do this."
    (opens door to random car)
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