If a woodchuck and and a half could chuck a cord and a half in a day and a half, how much wood could one wooodchuck chuck in one day, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck and and a half could chuck a cord and a half in a day and a half, how much wood could one wooodchuck chuck in one day, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Not sure, but there's one digging in my pasture which needs dealt with.
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
A cord?
Why is there a plaid shirt on the woodchuck?
Lol, if anywhere deserved more plaid wearing woodchucks, it's PDX
You can tell the Portland woodchucks by the little knitted beanie caps they wear.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.