You have the flux capacitor wired directly to the center of the sun. Is this wise? Won't this overload the 500v Pi vibrator when someone touches their tongue to the contacts near the arena? And what of the possible pole reversal? Your radical idea would reverse the particle flow through the gate. It would endanger us. It'd endanger our client, the nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive.

Oh, mind wandered a bit there...