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    Bogut 2022

    And now, it is time for the 2022 revision to the Jack Bogut Memorial Joke:

    Why won’t the Pittsburgh Pirates be serving beer at PNC Park this year?

    Because... drumroll please... The Pirates Lost The Opener.







    Thank you, thank you very much. You’ve been to kind, really. Exits are in the rear. Drive home safe. Don’t forget to tip your wait staff. Try the veal!
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

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    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

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    How come they drop so many fly balls? Hard to catch with a hook?
    "Don't put it on the plate if you can't eat it!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by K4PIH View Post
    How come they drop so many fly balls? Hard to catch with a hook?
    Arrrr, that be the truth, matey! And drinkin’ a half-pint o’ 103 proof rum twice a day every day don’t help neither.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K6BSO View Post
    Arrrr, that be the truth, matey! And drinkin’ a half-pint o’ 103 proof rum twice a day every day don’t help neither.
    Yarrrr, they be catchin 3 fly balls at a time!

    Hook
    "Don't put it on the plate if you can't eat it!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by K4PIH View Post
    Yarrrr, they be catchin 3 fly balls at a time!

    Hook
    Nah. Just the one in the middle.
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 2K!!

    “Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders

    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati


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