And now, it is time for the 2022 revision to the Jack Bogut Memorial Joke:
Why won’t the Pittsburgh Pirates be serving beer at PNC Park this year?
Because... drumroll please... The Pirates Lost The Opener.
Thank you, thank you very much. You’ve been to kind, really. Exits are in the rear. Drive home safe. Don’t forget to tip your wait staff. Try the veal!
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
How come they drop so many fly balls? Hard to catch with a hook?
"Don't put it on the plate if you can't eat it!"
Arrrr, that be the truth, matey! And drinkin’ a half-pint o’ 103 proof rum twice a day every day don’t help neither.Originally Posted by K4PIH
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Yarrrr, they be catchin 3 fly balls at a time!
Hook
"Don't put it on the plate if you can't eat it!"
Nah. Just the one in the middle.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
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