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Thread: Murder, Most Fowl... or, Law & Order: Special Backyard Unit

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    Oops. She did again.

    Got not one, but two this morning. Left a young adult in a dead, bloody mess in the backyard (that was fun cleaning up, let me tell you), then dragged another littler one back into the forsythia.

    The Boss had to clean her up a bit, but she’s just fine. Very proud of herself, again.
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    I'm starting to think that this might be a trend. If we were all to look deeper, would we say that you're her enabler?

    (insert jocular emotion illustration)

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    I'm starting to think that this might be a trend. If we were all to look deeper, would we say that you're her enabler?

    (insert jocular emotion illustration)
    Not me! I didn't let Finnley in the backyard yesterday, the Boss did. (It was her day off, after all). SHE'S the one to blame!
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 2K!!

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    Maybe Ron, take the talent and start a varmint getter service and supplement someones income?

    Like that post was...
    Moving on, my posts are not helpful

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    Quote Originally Posted by WZ7U View Post
    Maybe Ron, take the talent and start a varmint getter service and supplement someones income?
    Well, just about ALL of the neighbors we've talked to would like to borrow Finnley for a few days. They're all QUITE happy that she's in the process of decimating the local groundhog population.

    But i think we're going to retain her amateur status.
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 2K!!

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    i won't lie: i sometimes regret that i can't let my critters out ... we don't really have much of a yard, and I'm a block away from i-81 so the chances of flat cat are pretty high.
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    Hate to say it but is Finnley the same way towards cats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Hate to say it but is Finnley the same way towards cats?
    Good question.

    Don’t know. Aren’t many roaming cats in the neighborhood right now.
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 2K!!

    “Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders

    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati


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    Update, almost 2 years later...

    Yup. Miss Finnley is a serial killer.

    Five.

    Put her in the backyard when I got home from work today. Routine. Only we couldn’t find her a few minutes later. Turned out, she was at the back gate, growling, jumping, spinning... and then she had a big female groundhog in her mouth, shaking it. Dead by the time we got down there.

    Once again, she is quite proud of herself! Good girl!
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 2K!!

    “Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders

    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati


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