Not only is one end of the stick "Stuck in the mud", the other end is stuck up their azzes!
Mormon leaders pointed to an article in its youth magazine New Era which reminded readers that the Word of Wisdom prohibits “hot drinks”, understood to mean tea and coffee, and harmful or habit-forming substances.
E-cigarettes are highly addictive, “iced tea is still tea” and any drink ending in “-ccino” probably has coffee and breaks the rules, the church wrote.
Recreational marijuana is also banned but Medical Marijuana and Opioids are fine when used as prescribed by a doctor.
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I wonder if, the "Pope" of the Mormons issued thisdecreebull (Papal Bull).
Mormons cannot drink iced tea, I wonder if they also specify "Red Bull" which, "Gives you wings"; "wings" might let you fly up and "see" Heaven; wouldn't want that to happen before it's time right?
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