"Sticks in the mud"

[WX7P]

Isn't Red Bull FULL of caffeine?

[koØm]

Isn't Red Bull FULL of caffeine?

Exactly but, it doesn't end in "ccino" and, it isn't Coffee or Tea (proper).

Look at the irony of saying that Alcohol, Tobacco, Tea and, Coffee (sic Caffeine) is a religious no-no but medically prescribed Cannabis and Opioids will not bar you from Heaven.

Looks like it's time for another "New" version of the "Good Book" to be authored.

ETA: I didn't read far enough!

Church members in recent years have debated whether soda, which typically has caffeine, is prohibited.

After prominent church member and then-Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney attracted attention in 2012 for drinking Diet Coke on the campaign trail, the church clarified that it has no rule against caffeine itself.

[The] Mormon [Church] has dance[d] off [like a] Michael Jackson impersonator - London Liv

LINK

(All emphases are mine)