You're only as young, or as old, as you feel.
Who have you felt up lately?
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
The Borg are wrong.
Resistance is NOT Futile.
Resistance is Voltage divided by Current