It's not my job to run the train.
The whistle I don't blow.
It's not my job to say how far,
the trains supposed to go.
I'm not allowed to pull the brake,
or even ring the bell.
But let the damn thing leave the track,
And see who catches hell!
It's not my job to run the train.
The whistle I don't blow.
It's not my job to say how far,
the trains supposed to go.
I'm not allowed to pull the brake,
or even ring the bell.
But let the damn thing leave the track,
And see who catches hell!
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Then repeat the last line, sing the chorus and on to the next verse.
You shovel up the coal
That gives the railroad trains their power;
And for this the union sees you get $35/hour...
So why does everyone call you a feather-bedding weasel?
Because you know as well as we
The whole damned railroad's DIESEL.
(Shamelessy swiped from an old Mad Magazine issue)
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
Nice! I kinda remember that one.Originally Posted by N8YX
No, the reason for the post... I'd just gotten an earful from a user, complaining about her printer and computer issues.
Issues which she said she has reported many times. To another member of the IT staff. But since he was at lunch, I got the earful.
(Incidentally, the "issue" with the printer? Ran out of black toner. Which means the printer is broken. Right.)
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
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"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
Call in the next hour and we'll include a bag of magnets that you can wave up and down on the cable!
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
I must really be old and shut up Carl. Railroad Positions were what we did in high school, on a date, at the drive-in, with the windows all fogged up, in my '52 Chevy..............
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Back when your '52 Chevy was a new car. And shut up yourself...
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
No, actually it was a concept car.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
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