While returning from a coffee run, I noticed a small pile of papers on one of the printer/copiers. Someone had copied or scanned a document and left the originals behind.
The documents in question were talking about security, specifically, the need to keep documents secured for a variety of reasons. Including not leaving original documents behind on a printer, copier, or scanner.
Who left them there? Our Director of Compliance. Want to guess what her job is?
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“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
That's gotta hurt!
At one job, my boss gave me his computer because he received a new one. He should have first deleted the file on the hard disk that listed the salaries of everyone in his department!
At another job, the photocopier broke. So, they called a repairman to fix the problem. After working his magic, the repairman emerged from the copier room holding two pages that he had found jammed in the machine. "Are these important?", he asked. Both pages were stamped "Top Secret", from a particular three letter government organization. I just hope they didn't take the poor repairman out back to shoot him!
Document Control? :)Originally Posted by W3WN
QAnon / GOP Republicans mentally lack the necessary intelligence to even tell a decent lie (Ex: A cabal of Satanic, cannibalistic pedophiles run a global child sex trafficking ring and conspired against former President Dotard dRUMPf during his term in office... Jewish space lasers, etc.). What in the hell makes anyone believe these melon heads can actually govern?
Murphy working in that joint? ;)
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
WTF wacky search engine DO you use Dave? I like it
Stereo face palm deserved.
Why do people get to keep their jobs after doing that.
Is there a good reason to trust this person with these things anymore?
Because everyone has done it at least one time or another; as long as it isn't their private parts or, a copy thereof, the corporate world will keep on turning.
IF, you are old enough, think back to the days when they used carbon paper and mimeograph machines, at that time, carbon paper was a security risk at the DoD certified R & D lab that designed the prototype controls for the F-18 fighter jets.
ETA: A simple sign reminding folks to take their original helped.
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Last edited by koØm; 11-01-2016 at 11:50 AM.
Yup, I can still remember the smell the mimeograph machines put off all these decades later.
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