during most of the 1980s I was on the road a lot....flying or driving....
that meant I had to use the "public facilities" in airports or on the
interstates.....I begin to take notice of the grafitti scrawled therein

2 that have stayed with me all these years are:

"here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"

"people who write on shit-house walls, roll their shit into little balls
people who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit"

anyone else have any favorites ???