(in my college student center bathroom)
Flush twice, it's a long way to D.C.
(High school stall)
Here I sit in gassy vapor cause some basta$# used all the paper
The bell has rung no time to linger, watch out #hole here comes my finger.
(in my college student center bathroom)
Flush twice, it's a long way to D.C.
(High school stall)
Here I sit in gassy vapor cause some basta$# used all the paper
The bell has rung no time to linger, watch out #hole here comes my finger.
"Don't put it on the plate if you can't eat it!"
From an AT&T manufacturing plant bathroom over 20 years ago:
"Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero, shit on the ceiling!"
QAnon / GOP Republicans mentally lack the necessary intelligence to even tell a decent lie (Ex: A cabal of Satanic, cannibalistic pedophiles run a global child sex trafficking ring and conspired against former President Dotard dRUMPf during his term in office... Jewish space lasers, etc.). What in the hell makes anyone believe these melon heads can actually govern?
Originally Posted by K4PIH
I see "Flush twice, It's a long way to the kitchen" a lot in truckstops that have restaurants...lol
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I wonder why the ladies haven't chimed in yet..........
I hear their scrawl is way better than any found in the 'mens' rooms
What say you ladies??
As we both know, sometimes there is a lot of truth in the statement, unfortunately.
Last edited by WZ7U; 10-09-2016 at 04:11 PM. Reason: glaring typo
I have had to clean some women's washrooms many times in my years and one of the best graffiti scrawl I have seen was this: "Please stand on the seat,the crabs in here can jump six feet" ........ another one I found in the Ladies was: "Big or small,fat or thin,Vaseline will get it in" Wittiness knows no gender barrier!
Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!
Walk and Talk like a Canajun!!
For the family or unisex facilities...
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
"This bloody shit-house is no use at all
The seat is too high and the hole is too small"
and so the reply:
"To this I must add the obvious retort:
Your arse is too big and your legs are too short"
Dr. Seuss?
I just peed myself laughing ...................
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