... or is it dick nurse? Whatever. This happened.
http://www.local10.com/news/weird-ne...-loses-license
She was planning to publish a coffee table book about dicks. She was going about it all wrong.
When I was at the vape shop the original manager had a "Plenty Of Fish" account. She was always inundated with pictures of the potential suitors ... well, of their dicks. In a month she had hundreds of dick pics on her phone. She joked that she was going to publish them in a coffee table book.
That book could stand on its own.
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
ZING!Originally Posted by NA4BH
Do you think she got a stiff enough sentence?
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
I'm surprised she didn't stand up and raise an objection.
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"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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I love this plexiglass shield!
Meh, needs more Viagra....
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Yeah, you get it!
Far out
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