Since when is a ham green? (;->)
You do not like them, Sam-I-Am?

What's going on here? I'm not Sam, nor am I pestering David to eat green eggs and ham. It's the eggs that are green, not the ham, whomever drew that never read Dr. Seuss to the wee bairns. BTW there really are green eggs. Some time ago I bought some 1,000 year old eggs in Chinatown, most were black, but a couple weren't left in the solution long enough and were green.

Re paper ham:
"What are you going to do about it?"
Nothing I CAN do about it. Trying not to bore you with a long story, once upon a time I had a job and the VXAmobile, every time I moved I joined a local club, went to meetings and participated in activities like hamfesters and Field Day. The last club shall remain nameless, everything went well until I became disabled and could no longer afford to own a car. That's when I started begging rides to meetings and activities, each and every one I asked didn't want to be bothered picking me up. Sure, they have a nice club station, but I can't use it when I can't get to it. Well, no sense belonging to a club when I have no way to get to meetings and activities, now is there?