Jokes Only IT People Will Get

[W3WN]

(Courtesy of the Spiceworks Forums)

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Your mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body

I set my password to 'incorrect'. Now if I type it wrong, it tells me "Your password is incorrect". Never have to worry again!

I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

I could tell you a TCP joke, but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.

I tell users to set their password to < slang for male anatomy >, so when they try to change it, the system tells them it isn't long enough.

There's no place like ::1 (The IPv6 version)

I know a great IPv6 joke... but I don't think you're ready...

There are 101 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, those who don't, and then there are those who love a tertiary joke.

Ø's are data too.

A Local Area Network in Australia... is a LAN Down Under

Keyboard not found. Press ENTER to continue.

11 Cheers for Binary!

If someone steals a Tesla, is it then called an Edison?

You should never anthropomorphise computers. They hate it when you do that!

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because the can't C#

If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. Ther rest of them will write Perl programs.

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

You're more forgetful than a short-term DHCP lease!

A programmer is going to the grocery store. His spouse tells him, "Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen."
So he goes to the store, buys everything, and returns.
Spouse gets very angry and yells "Why did you get 13 gallons of milk?"
The programmer says "There were eggs!"

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramen to
When asked why, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys?
The Designated Router.

I have read and understood the license agreement.

[WØTKX]

[n0km]

From a client years back, "Where the heck is the 'Any' key ??!!!"

[n0iu]

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

They can't. Its a hardware problem.

[KD8TUT]

Here's one:

Jerry A. Taylor, Tuttle OK.

[W3WN]

Here's one:

Jerry A. Taylor, Tuttle OK.

That one's over 10 years old. What we call an ID-Ten(T) error.

But with that said, we shouldn't get personal.

[WZ7U]

Like on the car engines, the 710 cap

[W3WN]

Like on the car engines, the 710 cap

Wasn't that a promotion from WOR?



(for those not originally from the NNJ/NYC area, look up the frequency of WOR AM)

[kb2vxa]

"From a client years back, "Where the heck is the 'Any' key ??!!!"
You'll recognize the client's voice.

"Wasn't that a promotion from WOR?"
This guy was his own promotion.

[W3WN]

You don't need to tell me about Shep. I grew up listening to him. My older sister just loved ratting me out to my parents, because I'd sneak a transistor radio into bed with me so I could catch him, every night.