"There are a lot of old men here."
Old AM Gangstas too and speaking of which I have a recording of some AM Geezer Rock recorded on 3885 written and performed by The Huz Man Steve WB3HUZ. Here are the lyrics only because the forum software won't accept the large file size. (:-<)

Since I blew my final
I've found a new place to dwell
Down at the end of Yellowy Street
At Piss Weak Hotel

Now I'm so piss weak
Now I'm so PISS WEAK
Now I'm so piss weak I could die

Although the band is crowded
I can still find some space
But's what's the use of tryin'
You can't hear me any place

reprise

Well the neighbors used to be callin'
'Bout TVI from my shack
But now they stop complainin'
'Cause RF's what I lack

reprise
instrumental interlude

Well I used to get those pink slips
From the FCC
But no more violations
Since I'm running QRP

reprise

So if you blow your final
Detect a burnin' smell
Just QSY down frequency
To Piss Weak Hotel

And you'll be so piss weak
You'll be so PISS WEAK
You'll be so piss weak you could die