Marie

[W3WN]

I took Spanish, not French in High School, so I'm not sure.

I think she's making a pass at me. What do you think?
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From: MAIL URGENTE‏‏ [mailto:mb820362@proximus.be]
Sent: Wednesday, April 20, 2016 8:54 PM
To: mb739972@skynet.be
Cc: marie@ig.com.br
Subject: RE: Coucou Bonjour‏

Coucou Bonjour,

J’aimerais faire votre connaissance si possible, Alors je vous parle un peu de moi.
Je me nomme Marie, 32 ans je mesure 1m74 et pèse 56 kg. Je suis célibataire sans enfants et je vis seule. En ce qui concerne ma recherche je souhaite rencontrer un homme qui m'aimerais sincèrement et en qui je

placerais tout mon amour et toute ma confiance. J'aimerais fondée une relation basée sur l’admiration, la confiance, le partage, la joie et la durée de l’amour. Il y a longtemps que je suis seule puis le temps passe la solitude me pèse, alors j'ai décidé de venir tenter ma chance sur internet car d'autre y trouve leur bonheur. Je suis de nature honnête, fidèle, sérieuse, et sincère, dans tout ce que je fais, Comme loisirs

j’aime la complicité le respect mutuel avec l'autre le sens pratique l'amour, la campagne, le cinéma, les restaurants, les sports, la marche à pied, la cuisine, la musique, la nature, les ballades, les animaux domestiques et d'autre chose. Je vous envoie deux photos pour que vous sachiez que je suis sincère et sérieuse dans ma démarche alors si vous souhaitez faire ma connaissance je vous prie de Bien vouloir

me répondre l’adresse suivant: marie.christine109@hotmail.com et me parlé de vous.
Je vous laisse, en espérant avoir une suite de votre part.

Marie Christine
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Oh, and there were pictures, too.
01.jpgPhoto. 1.jpg

Now, I'm SURE that a hot blonde French woman like THIS would be falling all over herself for a guy like me, right?

Sure. /sarcasm

Well, at least the pictures weren't too bad. Didn't do much to display her... attributes though.

Seriously, I'm more amused than anything (and the email is already dumped into the JunkMail folder, so I won't be hearing from "her" again... at least from this address). Just thought some of you might appreciate a little amusement as well.

[WØTKX]

Wow, I used to get Russian and South Sea "proposals". They have all but stopped since I dropped my email from QRZ. How did you get such a "hottie"?

[W3WN]

Wow, I used to get Russian and South Sea "proposals". They have all but stopped since I dropped my email from QRZ. How did you get such a "hottie"?

It was sent to my work email. So it can't be from Over Yonder. Hmmm.

Maybe she got it from the widow of the Cote' de Ivoire prince who keeps emailing me. (Well, at least she's not from Nigeria, right? )

[kb2vxa]

Those pictures could be of a photographer's model and not her for all anybody but her stable manager knows. If you take a close look at her left arm in the top one you'll see a shadow caused by a strobe at the right out of frame that would not be there if the photographer had used the model lights to set the strobes up properly, definitely a professional photograph. Yeah, one of those mail order bride things, I got tons of them before I blocked the.ru top domain. They always marry some American sucker so they can stay in the country, then take off for parts unknown. Yeah, in the bit bucket where it belongs. BTW, I don't know about you, but those painted plastic Barbie dolls with Clorox bottle hair and skinny little chicken legs always gave me a meh with a shrug.

One more thing, I was saving the best for last. That e-mail was a chain letter in French sent from Belgium to Belgium where French is spoken and a Cc to Brazil with your address and others as Bcc. Does that tell you something? Thanks for the warning, it's Sadie Hawkins Day on the Internet made of cats.

[XE1/N5AL]

A Google image search identifies the photos of "Marie" as a nude model/pornstar named "Lia Leah".

[NQ6U]

A rough translation using my high school French with a lot of help from Yahoo:

I would like to make your acquaintance if possible, so, I will tell you a little bit about myself.
My name is Marie, 32 years I measure 5'-7" and weigh 123 lbs. I am unmarried without children and I live alone.

In what would I place all my love and all my confidence? I would like a relation based on admiration, confidence,
sharing, joy and long-lasting love. I have been alone for a long while, and time passes so slowly.

I like mutual respect with my partner, the direction practises the love [not sure what she's getting at here], the countryside, the cinema, restaurants, sports, walking, cooking, music, nature, the ballet.

Answer me at: marie.christine109@hotmail.com and tell me about you. I leave you, while hoping to have a continuation of your attention.

[NA4BH]

I'd hit it.................

[K4PIH]

Did I notice a crotch bulge in the first picture?

[NA4BH]

Marie, Marie, da voodoo veau,
she'll put a spell on

[VE7MGF]

just show that to the wife
tell her to improve her game
you might have to replace the current house mate if there is no improvement
then you will find out how good your health coverage is