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    John Oliver vs NYY

    Comedian John Oliver, on his latest segment (as of this writing) "Last Week Tonight", is offering seats in the so-called "Legends" seats behind home plate... for $.25 each.

    No, that's not a typo. Yes, the offer is for real. And yes, the tickets are going to cost him as much as $1595. Each.

    So what's the catch? You have to dress like you've never sat in a "premium location" before... ie, it sounds like he wants you to look like a schmuck.

    This is in reaction to the Yankee's decision to not let people print tickets at home, because they allegedly don't want any "riff raff" sitting next to... the elite, I guess?

    See for yourselves...

    http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/yan...aying-customer

    BTW, Oliver continues to call the Yankees the biggest "elitist Alpha Hotels in all of sports." Which somehow makes this a quite fitting story for THIS forum, dontcha think?
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    john oliver is a fucking genius.
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    Yup.

    The candidates include:
    http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/yan...-yankees-seats

    Last night's winners:
    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15...yankee-stadium

    Opening Day's winners:
    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15...k-yankees-game

    Can't wait to see who gets the tickets for tonight.

    Genius. Pure genius.

    And he's not even Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius), he's much, much more than that!
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 300!!!!!

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    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 300!!!!!

    “Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders

    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati


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