Frozen Files

[W3WN]

Took the day off from work; needed a mental health day after the last 2 months.

I've had, to date, FOUR phone calls today from "technical support"

Did you know... that my frozen files have been accessed by hackers? :roll:

Now what, you may ask, is a frozen file? Oh, it's a very technical thing, I wouldn't understand.

RIIIIIIIGHT. "What's a cubit?"

I told one of them to eat a raw cow. He told me to perform a rather unusual sexual act on my dead mother (she's not dead, BTW) and hung up. Darn! And I was so hoping he could help me unfreeze my files!

[KG4CGC]

Was his name Ranjeesh?

[NQ6U]

Was his name Ranjeesh?

Once when I got one of those calls from “Windows technical support,” I said “Is that you, Sanjay?” He said “Who is this??,” then hung up immediately.

[ad4mg]

Darn! And I was so hoping he could help me unfreeze my files!

You try the microwave?

[W3WN]

You try the microwave?

No, I'm not QRV above 450 MHz.

[kb2vxa]

"Now what, you may ask, is a frozen file?"
Dial area code 419-NIG-SCAM or go to Windblows tech support on your user friendly neighborhood Internet call center.

[WØTKX]

Frozen Flies?