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    ISIS Declares "War on Drums"

    Yes, you read the title right "drums" not "drugs". This is so insane I can't make this up. ISIS has decided that drums are evil and all drums must be destroyed.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ms-desert.html
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    Ringo Starr has announced that his air force will be bombing ISIS targets in Syria shortly.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    They look so 'Sheik' in their black outfits and masks to hide their identities. Yeah, those drums are a threat alright...
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    Quote Originally Posted by K6BSO View Post
    Ringo Starr has announced that his air force will be bombing ISIS targets in Syria shortly.
    At least he's taking action! I think a better way would be to make them listen to all his songs over and over. That would make anyone stay away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K4PIH View Post
    At least he's taking action! I think a better way would be to make them listen to all his songs over and over. That would make anyone stay away.
    No, no. More than 4 plays of "Octopus' Garden" in a row would be considered cruel & unusual punishment by the US constitution and the Genevea Convention.

    Of course, if we decide that as the enemy they have no rights...

    Add in a few dozen playings of Harry Nilson's "Coconut", plus a few dozen playings of Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight" and Rupert Holmes "Escape" (the Pina Colada song)... that should do it.
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    cant wait to see what they declare war on next....Twinkies maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WA7PBE View Post
    cant wait to see what they declare war on next....Twinkies maybe?
    That will be their downfall. The Twinkies will win.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K6BSO View Post
    That will be their downfall. The Twinkies will win.

    we can only hope the declare war by eating them, it would make it easier for us
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