I havent been a member in years, yet they keep sending me the rare opportunity to join the movement and get a free map of my very own!
Every 2 months they torment me with this delicious offer. Just think, that beautiful map on my wall, next to my neatly framed membership certificate...and all my other maps...reminding me how proud i am and fortunate to have made the right decision.
But alas, i again fail to reply. :( Im sure the offer continues to go to the next deserving ham in line who is undoubtedly questioning my sanity and blessing his unbelievably good fortune which has befallen him. What glorious days and nights he must have, just sitting there in his shack, beaming (literally), with his proud wife on his arm who is also feeling as if she made the right choice, his happy children at his feet (probably in their 40's now since we hams are ancient geezers)...all staring up at the glorious prizes adorning his wall for hours and days on end.
While I...I, alone...sit with such a barren spot upon my own wall and in my conscience. Wondering. Regretting...yet, i do nothing to remedy my woes. I am a man without a cause. An operator without due representation against the infiltrators across our sacred electrical borders. Shame.....shame..........
shame......
But i DID get a cool low power DXing book from them last time! I keep thinking i'll re-up so i can send all these damn QSL cards to the bureaus in bulk, but im just lazy i guess.
