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    How to deter a Russian naval submarine

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/14/europe...ine/index.html

    "Ever wondered how to keep suspected Russian submarines out of your territorial waters?Never mind expensive naval hardware -- Swedish peace activists have come up with a novel method: lowering a "Singing Sailor" device emitting a gay-friendly message via Morse code into the Baltic Sea."





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    I imagine this might work on Republicans, too. :rofl:

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    This thing is going to attract Russian subs like flies to shit. You know all those homophobes are in actuality closeted gays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N2CHX View Post
    I imagine this might work on Republicans, too. :rofl:
    Only if we hold their heads underwater long enough.
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    From baba booey for truckers to baba buoy for sailors. C'mere big boy, show me whacha got!
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    Quote Originally Posted by N2CHX View Post
    I imagine this might work on Republicans, too. :rofl:
    Good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ3N View Post
    Only if we hold their heads underwater long enough.

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    Hmm, I guess this would be the old skool tapping code as opposed to beeps? Just wondering.

    Etiquette and culture for the submariners and all.

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    Since I am out, I do not take part of the GOP tapping code. I do not meet men in public restrooms. I meet them mostly in private classes. The problem is, the republicans are figuring out the clubs that us gays drink at. I stopped drinking.

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    You what they say about submarines...

    200 sailors go in and 100 couples come out!
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