OH STOP IT! If you were paying attention when I said IT WON'T BOOT you wouldn't be arguing with me or each other. Anyway thanks for the help, when I reseated the RAM it crapped out entirely and most likely because flexing the mobo broke the intermittent connection altogether. Now I'm thinking of when I re-soldered a cold joint on a board that crapped out after 20 years in hard service but I digress. That pretty much narrows it down to the mobo, it died and went to meet its maker, Scott W2SJW so now if I get REALLY lucky he can come up with an exact replacement which for obvious reasons will save a LOT of trouble. He gave me a loaner so I won't go entirely out of my mind, I need just a little sanity to bring you my insanity. So in my usual fashion stealing a line from The Worst Band In The World by 10cc "but we're working on it". Eh, life is a minestrone.