http://www.thetruckersreport.com/tru...s-himself.html
"Every morning at around 4:00 am he would start farting. Not just little innocent farts either. Oh no! It would start out with just a little rasp. But after just a little while it was a full symphony of putrid rotting intestinal
matter culminating with him ######## his pants before 5:30.
So after I figured out that he was ######## himself I would go outside in the freezing snow or whatever was outside at 4:30am just to escape."
best thread on the truckers report.:-|