Here's an idea: offer to do a presentation on antenna physics for your ARC, use the following animated GIF of a dipole to hypnotize the entire club, then steal their wallets and HTs.
i just recently noticed that i seem to have become anti-ARC over the last year and a half or so. Not that i particularly disliked my last ARC or anything--they were mostly good people--but the whole concept seems less appealing to me than it used to.