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  1. 10-13-2014, 06:32 PM #1
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    36,000 Pounds of Crisco Stolen in Florida

    Talk about your slick capers. From the Miami Herald.


    A semitrailer truck stolen from a towing company was carrying approximately 36,000 pounds of Crisco sticks destined for delivery to a Publix distribution center in Lakeland, according to St. Petersburg Police Department reports.

    The truck, a red 2005 Volvo with the Florida license tag 523 93P, had "NS Express LLC, Bowling Green, KY 42104" on both of the cab doors, police said; the trailer was a white Hyundai model with the Florida license tag 445 0PP. They were parked at Coastal Towing in St. Petersburg at the time of Sunday’s theft.

    In addition, police said thieves broke into another trailer carrying boxes from the Amazon distribution center in Ruskin. A number of boxes were opened and their contents removed, but it was not immediately known what items were stolen.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
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    Probably pulled off by a couple of lard-asses. I'm sure when the cops catch them they're gonna grease em.
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    RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL

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    The stuff thieves cook up!........ Geeeeeeeezus!
    Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!

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    Can be used to make explosives.
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    I wonder who's going to bring the rubber sheets...
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    Must be filming one heck of a porno.
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    They're gonna grease some palms?
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    OK. Fine. Keep up the bad puns. You know that when you do so, you're heading down that slippery slope...
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    OK. Fine. Keep up the bad puns. You know that when you do so, you're heading down that slippery slope...
    The number of people doing this are ahead by a wide margarine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Can be used to make explosives.
    http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/u...f=108;t=000573
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