Maybe it's me but that's what I think of when I see Granola. Maybe some guys like it, I've never seen any that I know that can eat it. But women? They buy granola up like it's shoes on sale. I don't get it. Maybe it's marketing, maybe there's something in it that, well, just gets them going.

Back in the 70s, it seemed like whoever I was going out with really had it for granola. They were even trying to get me to eat it. Eventually they found out it was full of fat, sort of like a bacon and egg breakfast with none of the taste. Granola. Just saying it makes me shiver.

Am I wrong?