Quote Originally Posted by K9CCH View Post
She was high as a kite and thought the cows were loose. So she hung all her clothes on the fence keeping them in, and decided to run around the pasture, which wasn't her's by the way, "herding" the cows.

And trust me, it was NOT a pretty site when she got back to the jail. I think she left a nipple on the parking lot pavement.
OUCH! That hurt me so bad I could feel it in my ankles. Sounds like Drive-In Material.