World Cup coaches preach abstinance

[NQ6U]

If you're intending to score in a World Cup match, should you score the night before? It's a question that prompts coaches to set rules, players to seek understanding from wives and lovers, and fans everywhere to debate fervently, with many adamantly believing that abstaining from sex improves performance on the field. The age-old argument has been triggered anew by Mexico's coach Miguel Herrera, who told the newspaper Reforma last month that he expects his players to refrain from any horizontal samba during their stay in Brazil

You realize what this means, right? It means that, as hams, we're all perfectly suited to become professional soccer players in at least one respect.

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[K7SGJ]

If you're intending to score in a World Cup match, should you score the night before? It's a question that prompts coaches to set rules, players to seek understanding from wives and lovers, and fans everywhere to debate fervently, with many adamantly believing that abstaining from sex improves performance on the field. The age-old argument has been triggered anew by Mexico's coach Miguel Herrera, who told the newspaper Reforma last month that he expects his players to refrain from any horizontal samba during their stay in Brazil

You realize what this means, right? It means that, as hams, we're all perfectly suited to become professional soccer players in at least one respect.

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From a strictly logical standpoint, I would think that would make a guy a little lighter on his feet.

[PA5COR]

The Dutch soccer team beat the sh*t out of Spain 5-1 and can romp around all they want...

[WØTKX]

Is this how soccer matches end up in a Ø to Ø tie?

[N7YA]

The Dutch soccer team beat the sh*t out of Spain 5-1 and can romp around all they want...

5 - 1 in soccer is basically lopsided sex, soooooo.....theres that. :-|

[KG4CGC]

Here's my take. WC soccer coaches need to shut the fuck right up about sex. If they want to preach, let them get all holy on physical fitness training.

[N2NH]

No Hootch? They must be nuts. Why without booze, who'd riot on the trains and break the bleachers?

[XE1/N5AL]

Is this how soccer matches end up in a Ø to Ø tie?

This afternoon, traffic on the streets was very sparse; as everybody had found someplace to watch the Brazil-Mexico match. The final score: "Ø to Ø tie".

[kb2vxa]

"You realize what this means, right?"
I know exactly what it means, if the Mexican team expects to come in anything but last they must remain pure and not allow women to sap their bodily essence. I first became aware of it during the physical act of love, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly, loss of essence. Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

[NQ6U]

"You realize what this means, right?"
I know exactly what it means, if the Mexican team expects to come in anything but last they must remain pure and not allow women to sap their bodily essence. I first became aware of it during the physical act of love, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly, loss of essence. Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

A man must carefully guard his precious bodily fluids.