The US Air Force has announced that they have a contingency plan in place to take out Godzilla.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/...?spt=sec&or=on
It includes calling on Chuck Norris. Of course.
I feel SO much better now.
The US Air Force has announced that they have a contingency plan in place to take out Godzilla.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/...?spt=sec&or=on
It includes calling on Chuck Norris. Of course.
I feel SO much better now.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Yeah, sure, the lizard, that's easy. But how about Mechagodzilla, huh?
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Zombie apocalypse. That's the one they don't even think about.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
I thought the U.S. Air Force would have a contingency plan for King Kong when he comes back....... they did'nt fare too well when he was last up the Empire State building in New York city!
Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!
Walk and Talk like a Canajun!!
I stand corrected:Originally Posted by N2NH
The Government Actually Planned For The Zombie ApocalypseIn April of 2011, the United States government came up with "CONPLAN 8888" – the official title for a hypothetical plan of what the US government would do in case of a zombie apocalypse. Yes. That is an actual thing that exists.
"CONPLAN 8888" has a picture of a zombie on the front page. Don't believe us? Click here if you're looking for something fun to read this afternoon. It's all true.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
We've been living in the zombie apocalypse since 2010. Look at everyone walking down the street. What are they doing? They're zombied out with their wireless devices to their faces. Zombie Apocalypse is so passe. People even practice dressing as movie zombies and go out downtown.
I'd be more concerned about shit zombies. Look it up. NSFW.
we could just use a stick, haven't you heard? hes only 6 ft tall but in japan that's hugeeeee;)
hey im back for now
Who needs the USAF when we've got...
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All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
im thinking there's a reason there in a nose dive
hey im back for now
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