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    Pope Carlo l NQ6U's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    You sound like an Asian pimp.
    Dat big ten foh good buddy. Five dollah, you pay now, go topside and make the ficki-ficki, yes?
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    I just got my first and only HT........ my 22 year old Yaesu FT-470..... it only has a tiny amount of dust collecting on it
    Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt! :roll:

    Walk and Talk like a Canajun!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Dat big ten foh good buddy. Five dollah, you pay now, go topside and make the ficki-ficki, yes?
    Love me long time?
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

    RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL





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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    Love me long time?

    Thats actually ten dollars.
    The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N7YA View Post
    Thats actually ten dollars.
    What about a ZJ?
    "People LOVE controversy and conflict. Especially hams..." -- WU9G

    "Mostly just attention whores whoring for attention." -- KC4CGC

    "Don't take your ham radio too seriously." --N2CHX

    Radio shack: "You've got questions? We've got blank stares...."


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    Quote Originally Posted by KC9SQR View Post
    What about a ZJ?
    Zipper Jams are your own problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Zipper Jams are your own problem.
    Im sure some local bar will be happy to host the Zipper Jam, open to all local musicians.
    The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls.

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    I was actually kinda going the direction of the beerfest quote lol


    Barry Badrinath
    : It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

    Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
    Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
    Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.
    "People LOVE controversy and conflict. Especially hams..." -- WU9G

    "Mostly just attention whores whoring for attention." -- KC4CGC

    "Don't take your ham radio too seriously." --N2CHX

    Radio shack: "You've got questions? We've got blank stares...."


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    rotary phone is sexy
    I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!

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    Two GIs stationed in Japan:
    I'm tired of the usual Japanese massage, a girl walking around on my back, is there anything better?
    Oh yes, (he hands him a piece of paper) go to this house and ask for a wax job.
    What's a wax job?
    You'll find out, just go.
    OK, I'm off.
    He goes to the house, asks for a wax job, is led upstairs to a room with the usual table, towels and a girl who tells him to undress and lie on his back on the table. She then puts a towel over his face and begins.
    OK GI, I give you wax job now.
    She gives him a great massage, he's wondering what's next as she beings to massage his member with the usual result. There's a pause as she picks up a couple of bricks and walks back. With one in each hand she slams them together with his member between...
    YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE WAX FLY OUT OF HIS EARS!
    "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    73 de Warren KB2VXA
    Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.

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