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    Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFxijuRjX1U

    Now not everyone here likes nor agrees with religion, but it CAN come in handy..

    When stopped at border checkpoint. just ask to spread the word of Jesus to them and on your way you will so.
    I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by W2IBC View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFxijuRjX1U

    Now not everyone here likes nor agrees with religion, but it CAN come in handy..

    When stopped at border checkpoint. just ask to spread the word of Jesus to them and on your way you will so.
    Living so close to the Mexican border, I traverse those sort of check points fairly regularly. What the guy's video failed to demonstrate is that he actually spent more time there with his little spiel than he would have if he'd just cooperated with the Border Patrol agent. Most of the time, if it's obvious that you're a native English speaker, you barely spend enough time there for your car to come to a complete stop.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    I thought this would involve a can of beans eaten the night before.
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    I know this is not technically the same, but on re entering the USA twice I have stacked my nasty, dirty undies at the top of the suitcase, and the bag inspectors have given no more than 3 seconds of looking when those nasties greet them at the top of the suitcase. Works every time! Hides Cubano cigars!

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    It's easy to hide Cuban cigars when your undies smell like Cuban cigars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb2vxa View Post
    It's easy to hide Cuban cigars when your undies smell like Cuban cigars.
    I am not saying its aliens, but its aliens.
    I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!

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    Marielitos?
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