I've heard of old bread, but this is ridiculous.

[X-Rated]

4.4 billion year old crust.

I remember the crust on the bread back in school. It was so old, ... it was at least 4.4 billion years old.

Zircon crystals from the Jack Hills of Australia... reveal that continents arose just 160 million years after our solar system formed, much earlier than previously thought.

Did they take a trip to the planet Zircon?

"The results show that single grains of ancient zircon can yield a rich history, the implications of which date back to the very earliest history of our planet," says MIT's Samuel Bowring, in a commentary accompanying the study.

[WØTKX]

Zircon that's perfect to encrust geezer tweezers.

[X-Rated]

To be perfectly Frank.

[kb2vxa]

Don't have to go to Montana soon
To be the Island men'l toss flycoon
Just me an' the pygmy pony
Postin' all the usual baloney

[K7SGJ]

I doubt there is a crumb of truth to any of it.

[N2NH]

I doubt there is a crumb of truth to any of it.

Just a crusty tall tale.

[kb2vxa]

HEY HEY HEY! What's with the Krusty old Yogi Bear imitation?

[X-Rated]

HEY HEY HEY! What's with the Krusty old Yogi Bear imitation?

It wasn't supposed to happen.

[kb2vxa]

Neither was this when Krusty noticed Krusty Komedy Klassics wouldn't go over well at the Apollo. While I was looking for the image a couple of funny ones turned up.