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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    We're all Bozos on this bus.
    Well I'm on the right bus. The short one.
    “The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
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    Quote Originally Posted by N2NH View Post
    Well I'm on the right bus. The short one.
    Encrypt everything. Even if you have nothing to hide. It increases the noise floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W7XF View Post
    Yah, just like the one I take to the bartender's place. And back. Usually strapped to the roof back.
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    "We're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.”
    “Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore."
    “You aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by N2NH View Post
    Well I'm on the right bus. The short one.
    That was the title of a movie which featured several explicit gay, and straight sex scenes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suddenseer View Post
    That was the title of a movie which featured several explicit gay, and straight sex scenes.
    Labeled "dyslexic and profoundly learning disabled with attention and behavior problems," Jonathan Mooney was a short bus rider--a derogatory term used for kids in special education and a distinction that told the world he wasn't "normal." Along with other kids with special challenges, he grew up hearing himself denigrated daily.
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    When I was 12, my parents were fond of telling people how wonderful they were taking care of their retarded son.

    When I was 29, I aced an IQ test. Did 185 Questions in 5 minutes. None of the answers were wrong.

    From my friends at MENSA and others with above average IQs, this is not unusual.

    I'm on the right bus though.

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    “The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    A sign of the Apocalypse! Or maybe it's the exact opposite...

    Membership at the country's largest clown organizations has plunged over the past decade amid declining interest, old age and higher standards for the jokesters.


    Full text here (NY Daily News).
    There are plenty of clowns. All they have to do is go to the next Tea party rally.
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    PLEASE don't insult the clowns, you wouldn't like to meet an angry clown. They all float down here.
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    Did you hear about the two cannibals eating a clown?

    So one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    So when the cannibals were done with the clown, they start eating a woman.

    One says to the other, "Does this taste bitter to you?" and the other one replies....

    "Yeah, its my ex-wife!"
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