A sign of the Apocalypse! Or maybe it's the exact opposite...
Membership at the country's largest clown organizations has plunged over the past decade amid declining interest, old age and higher standards for the jokesters.
Full text here (NY Daily News).
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
But, but, but what shall we do with all the operational Yugos? Oh........wait.....never mind. Maybe that's the problem, a shortage of clown cars.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
so how much does a clown make these days?
about tree fiddyOriginally Posted by AC8KF WALT
Probably not much, as they are always asking for a raise.
cul de n8tb
"Sadly, it always takes a few martyrs to get the ball rolling." Colonel Tim Boldman 2001
"There are no differences but differences of degree between different degrees of difference and no difference."--William James
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." Victor J. Stenger
Of course they are. Do you have any idea what it costs to have those shoes shined?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Got a bunch of raw recruits right here on the Island.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
Hey, who you callin raw? I resemble that remark. Now where the hell did I put that rubber nose......
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Funny, I was thinking the same thing, but I had the denziens of... another place in mind.
(Uh oh. Secret Squirrel is going to tell on me... and that wasn't even the place I had in mind...)
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
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Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
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We're all Bozos on this bus.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
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