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SOCHI (The Borowitz Report)—Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that gay spectators should feel welcome at the upcoming Winter Olympics but warned them against “any flamboyant displays that draw unnecessary attention to themselves.”
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SOCHI (The Borowitz Report)—Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that gay spectators should feel welcome at the upcoming Winter Olympics but warned them against “any flamboyant displays that draw unnecessary attention to themselves.”
“The Olympics have always been, and should always be, about the athletes,” President Putin said. “Any attempt by homosexuals to flaunt their bodies in a way that is distracting, provocative, or arousing will be frowned upon.”
“Specifically, gay spectators should remain fully clothed at all times, and resist the temptation to unveil their chiseled biceps or shredded abdominals,” he said.
“Furthermore,” he added, “under no circumstances should gays oil, grease, or otherwise lubricate their torsos in an effort to highlight their glistening, ripped pectorals.”
He closed his remarks with one final warning for gay spectators in Sochi: “Remember, this is the Olympics. It is strictly forbidden for you to expose your thighs, buttocks, or especially your nipples, erect from the frigid Russian air."
Last edited by NQ6U; 01-24-2014 at 12:42 PM.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
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. . . It's, like, satire, dude!"
Really? You think? ;)
Putin is another douche canoe...
Encrypt everything. Even if you have nothing to hide. It increases the noise floor.
Folks... BOROWITZ REPORT.... It's satire folks...
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
He's Putin on the Ritz! Nice lookin' horse.
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Call RuPaul!
Encrypt everything. Even if you have nothing to hide. It increases the noise floor.
Attention:
Men's figure skating outfits will require approval by Putin.
That is all.
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of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
That bitch.Originally Posted by WØTKX
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
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