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    La Rata Del Desierto K7SGJ's Avatar
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    I guess Jesus follows NASCAR

    This actually made me chuckle.


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    Nascar Jesus™
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Nascar Jesus™
    ......a relation to NASCAR Moses?
    Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!

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    The dude is cool !!!!!
    "Friendships come in strange packages
    The best ones are opened with a smile"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    The dude is cool !!!!!
    I've never heard of a shit hot wife being mentioned in a prayer, unless Mary was hawt.

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    He puts the FUN in dysFUNctional
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    Island Canuck VE7DCW's Avatar
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    Understand this....... Jesus saves ..... but at today's prices, it's a bloody miracle!
    Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VE7DCW View Post
    Understand this....... Jesus saves ..... but at today's prices, it's a bloody miracle!
    I prefer what we said in my family:

    Jesus Saves.

    Moses Invests.

    ...

    Or, as they say in the lower Hill District, adjacent to Downtown:

    Jesus Saves! Rebound to Moses, he's racing the puck down to the other end of the ice, heeeeeeeeeeeeeee... shoots & scores! Scratch my back with a hacksaw!

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