You guys know how they have this "V" Chip in televisions to control the content level that you allow to be viewed, I need a "Will Farrell" chip for my TV.
I would like a chip programmed so that any time he or any character he portraits come on my set, it will automatically tune to PBS, or National Geographic showing clips of Dolphins swimming or waterfalls or Hawaiian Hula Dancers.......anything!
If I have to explain why, you need a "Chip" in you.
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Add anything to do with Duck Dynasty to the chip... actually, that chip needs to be implanted in my head.
I have one programmed to autotune to the syfy channel whenever Nancy Grace comes on. They can both be pretty scary.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Tosh.0 reruns. For perspective.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Harsh.
Will Ferrell is one of those that I just don't "get"...glad other people think he's funny, but I totally missed that one...
Jim
The machine does not isolate us from the great problems of nature but plunges us more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Some people don't like Maxwell.
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
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A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Why? Will Ferrel is the Chevy Chase of our generation. Neither has ever done anything worth watching.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
Maxwell will always be welcome at suppertime at my place.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
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