...join the elite group of snobby assholes and take the Extra exam. I mean, I've only been licensed since I was 13. I guess it's time.

The test isn't the problem. That part will be easy. The real problem is, where the eff do they even hold exams anymore? A Google search yielded nothing. Not even the ARRL's website was helpful. Plenty of question pools, practice tests, etc but no exam schedules. Guess it's been way too long since I've had to do this.