That's it.
The fat lady has sung. The party is over. The season is finished. No playoffs. No 82+ win season. Throw in the towel.
The kiss of death has been given to the 2013 Pittsburgh Pirates.
They're the featured story of this week's issue of Sports Illustrated. With Jason Grilli on the cover.
It's just a question of when. When the SI Cover Jinx will hit. But it's a given.
We're doomed. We're done for.