Conspiracy Generator
The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator
Fair and Balanced Paranoia, Delivered on Demand
Just refresh to get a new one. When I first landed on the page:
Then a refresh...We are under siege by lesbian environmentalists who are hatching schemes to bring your parakeet before a death panel.
:rofl:Obama and his Civilian National Security force are brainwashing you so they can build a secret moon bunker where all the Czars will seek refuge after they blow up the Earth.
Needs moar graphs, IMHO. ;)
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Funny site. I got this one:
Barack Osama and the radical Islamists controlling our government won't tell you about their real agenda, which is to strip us of our God-give right to hate our fellow man.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
^^^ Best one yet!
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
I dunno, I think this one might be even better:Originally Posted by WØTKX
We are under siege by a parade of militant homosxuals who are creating a army of Dennis Kucinich clones to help them tattoo a hammer and sickle on your buttocks.
Them communists really know how to party.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Would be hilarious to run a similar quote generator on the Hamis front page.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
We could come up with some good ones, I think. They'd all have to begin with "Hello", of course.Would be hilarious to run a similar quote generator on the Hamis front page.
One more from the Beck Quote Generator:
There are granola-munching Maoists among us who don't want you to know that their real plan is to ban private property and turn it over to the collective. They don't want it to be We the People anymore. They want it to be We the Pot-Smoking Granny-Euthanizing Marxist Nazi Weasles.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Goddamn it, now you got me hooked on that stupid thing!
The same enemies of freedom who stole the presidential election should make you fear for your country because they're seeking to ban the Bible, which is exactly what Trotsky did during the Mexican Missile Crisis.Man, I'd like to see the Washington Monument turned into a giant bong and I don't even smoke pot any more.There are sushi-eating socialists among us who are using the same tactics the Nazis did to turn the Washington Monument into a giant bong.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Maybe the next gadget for the GB fans is the "Glenn Beck price of gold calculator".
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"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
"We could come up with some good ones, I think. They'd all have to begin with "Hello", of course."
Oh GAWD no! On the other hand is some pink paint after leaning on the Bell 47 with an APU............
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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