Is There A School That Wives Go To ................

[N8GAV]

That teaches them to be STUPID????? If so I think mine went there...............

[PA5COR]

She better not read that, otherwise you might find yourself on the short end of the stick...;

And yes silently i asked myself that too, but now i'm divorced, so i left that problem behind me.

[K7SGJ]

That teaches them to be STUPID????? If so I think mine went there...............

Why yes, yes there is a "wife school". You wanna know where it started?

Remember in grade school? Back in health class or science, or whatever the hell it was called where you went to schoo? Remember that day when the nurse came in and said, "okay, just the girls, form a straight line and follow me'? The nurse (who was always sick) and the home ec teacher (who was always divorced) took all the freash young female minds, and............................. well, you know...........see post #1 for the results.

[N2CHX]

Same type of school that teaches men to be narcissistic assholes and horrible in bed

[N8GAV]

Same type of school that teaches men to be narcissistic assholes and horrible in bed

Good answer Kelli.

[N8GAV]

Point being, I had problems with my diabetes and spent a week in the hospital 3 weeks back. So now Doctors have me on a 60 carbs per meal diet. I love pasta, but now only can have 1(one) cup for a meal. She cooked up 2lbs box of spaghetti last night, with meatballs then turns to me and asks me "What the hell did I do, you can't eat all this?" DUH!

[W3WN]

No. Sorry. Not possible. For that story to be true, your wife would have to be my mother-in-law, and I KNOW that you aren't my father-in-law...

Hmmm. Maybe she's a distant relative?

Ever since my diagnosis, my m-i-l keeps pushing ice cream, cake (heavily iced), brownies, you name it... and the guilt trip, always the guilt trip.

And to even consider having a sugar-free dessert option available... somehow, it never happens.

Of course, when the family is over at our house for something, the kids devour the sugar-free cakes, cupcakes, brownies, cookies, whatever. I've learned not to stock up until afterwards, as they'll clean me out.

(And for those of you familiar with the side-effects of certain "sugar alcohol" candies that are eaten in excess... yup. That I hear about, from my m-i-l & my sister-in-law. Of course, at the time the kids are stuffing their faces, I'm politely, or not so politely, told that I'm not allowed to tell the little darlings what to do...)

[KG4CGC]

No. Sorry. Not possible. For that story to be true, your wife would have to be my mother-in-law, and I KNOW that you aren't my father-in-law...

Hmmm. Maybe she's a distant relative?

Ever since my diagnosis, my m-i-l keeps pushing ice cream, cake (heavily iced), brownies, you name it... and the guilt trip, always the guilt trip.

And to even consider having a sugar-free dessert option available... somehow, it never happens.

Of course, when the family is over at our house for something, the kids devour the sugar-free cakes, cupcakes, brownies, cookies, whatever. I've learned not to stock up until afterwards, as they'll clean me out.

(And for those of you familiar with the side-effects of certain "sugar alcohol" candies that are eaten in excess... yup. That I hear about, from my m-i-l & my sister-in-law. Of course, at the time the kids are stuffing their faces, I'm politely, or not so politely, told that I'm not allowed to tell the little darlings what to do...)

My parents had no problem yelling and humiliating me while beating the shit out of me over such an infraction because, you know, they didn't want to be embarrassed.

[N8GAV]

I don't know what she was thinking, ever since I came home Ron she been a pain about what I am allowed to eat and not allowed. I ate a cup but did have 2 meatballs....... Didn't hurt me and sugar stayed in the 120's

[N2CHX]

Point being, I had problems with my diabetes and spent a week in the hospital 3 weeks back. So now Doctors have me on a 60 carbs per meal diet. I love pasta, but now only can have 1(one) cup for a meal. She cooked up 2lbs box of spaghetti last night, with meatballs then turns to me and asks me "What the hell did I do, you can't eat all this?" DUH!

OK, if you have a good life insurance policy and she's the beneficiary, then she's not nearly as dumb as you think ;)