Which only cost $300. Naturally Einstein is suing...

Henry Gribbohm, 30, has filed a police report after he says he lost over $2,600 on a carnival game and won only a stuffed banana with dreadlocks, WLKY reported.
The Epsom, N.H., man attended a carnival in Manchester on Saturday where he played a ball-tossing game called "Tubs of Fun." Gribbohm told WBZ-TV his goal was to win an Xbox Kinect for his kids, but after spending $300 on the game without success, he went home to get another $2,300 -- all of the money he had.
He did win a nifty stuffed Dreadlocked Banana and they gave him $600 back...

I think he might even be too dumb for Darwin.

Henry Gribbohm Loses Life Savings At Carnival Game