Mozart had problems learning his music because his teacher was always Hayden.
Mozart had problems learning his music because his teacher was always Hayden.
Q: What's a viola good for in an orchestra?
A: Firewood.
OK,
Q. Whats the difference between a violin and a viola?
A. A viola burns longer.
Q. what doe you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Q. What is the difference between an oboe player and a seamstress?
A. A seamstress tucks up frills......
Q. How do you get a guitar player to stop playing?
A. Put sheet music in front of them
Q. How do you get a horn player to stop playing?
A. Take their sheet music away.
I got a million of them.
Archie N8OBM
About guitars...... If you keep picking at that thing, It will never heal!
How many keyboard players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Uh...keyboard player? Cant we just run tracks?
The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls.