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    Iranians Invent "Time Machine"

    A prolific Iranian inventor claimns to have invented a "time machine". Actually it doesn't take you forward or back in time, rather its predicts what your future will be between now and 8 years from now. He claims is is approx 98% accurate

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...e-machine.html


    Well I disagree. I think it is 100% accurate. I gave it a try and it predicted that 8 years from now I will be 8 years older than I am now !! That's solid proof it works 100%
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    That woud ruin your day...
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    Or if the flux capacitor blows......
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    Quote Originally Posted by W7XF View Post
    Or if the flux capacitor blows......

    Or the blow capacitor fluxes.
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    This is a hoot. Too bad the Iranians pulled it for making them look ridiculous...

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    "The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight."
    I'll bet that his fantastic time machine predicted that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    A prolific Iranian inventor claimns to have invented a "time machine". Actually it doesn't take you forward or back in time, rather its predicts what your future will be between now and 8 years from now. He claims is is approx 98% accurate

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...e-machine.html

    Well I disagree. I think it is 100% accurate. I gave it a try and it predicted that 8 years from now I will be 8 years older than I am now !! That's solid proof it works 100%
    Eh. Once again, the Iranians are late to the party.

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