Who'd have thunk it? A Texan would've solved this?

For eons, scientists and philosophers have tried to uncover the secret of the universe. Last week, Jimmy Gallagher, 7, learned what it was. How did he do it?
Like all kids, when he was curious about something Jimmy asked “why?” But unlike other kids, Jimmy didn’t stop. He asked “Why?” 10,000 times in a row, until he got to the bottom of everything.
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7-YEAR OLD SOLVES SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE