I know I would not do what Brian Urlacher does, but if my company paid me $7.5M last year to stand around on the sidelines for half the time and then offer me a cool $2M to stand around next year, I probably wouldn't complain too much. Urlacher seems to think that offering only $2M is a "slap in the face".

I always liked seeing him on da Bears, but if he wants to go elsewhere, I'm cool with that. It's not exactly like he was a perfect replacement for Mike Singletary or Dick Butkus anyway.

Sheesh.