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    The 39 Year-Old Virgin. Got A New One And It Only Cost Him An Arm.

    A man born without a willy gets a new one and it only costs him an arm (but no leg). Andy (the bloke) sez: "I've been to bed with over 100 women."

    Commenter sez: "...there are over a 100 women with the same, 'worst "sex" of my life' story."

    I'll let the link tell the story. NSFW.
    Last edited by N2NH; 03-19-2013 at 06:50 AM.
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    Something like fisting?

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    Does he need to keep the nail(s) short?
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    of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman



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